6,969 machines that print pure hope. Trustless. Gasless. Worthless. Every machine on this chain prints something — stocks, yield, airdrops. Ours print the only asset with infinite supply and infinite demand: hope. One promise per machine every 3.5 days (seven would be too honest), computed deterministically, redeemable for nothing. APY: 6,969%, measured in promises per year. Exactly 38 raspberries. One machine - #4663 - came off the assembly line switched off. It prints nothing. It has transcended. The facts: free mint, max 1 per wallet. The mint lives on OpenSea and nowhere else. 🖨 hopiummachines.xyz
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